APATHY IS BRILLIANCE

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I have decided that today must be productive.

The only day of the week that will be. It’s 2:07am and I start work at 5:30, so that gives me three hours to watch friends, shower, drink coffee and maybe make myself look less lesbian-y than I usually do for work. Today is going to be French sunday, and I will bake and sell a shit-tonne of croissants to customers usually a series of high-pitched chirps and girl-on-crack smiles. After work I will go food shopping for healthy foods to eat this week because mama needs to put herself on a diet and stop listening to Chris when he says “takeaway?”. After I have shopped for food/storage devices I will come home, clean out my fridge and start packing all my shit up into boxes and moving it into the garage. Or do a donation run to vinnies. After that I will go to the bookshelf store and buy a suitable bookshelf to put all the 50 million dvds we have acquired from being a “don’t get out much” kind of couple. Then maybe I will load up a huge bag of washing and take it to the laundrymat because i am sick of Soph jumping down from her hiding spot and collapsing the drying rack and all of the clothes falling to the floor to get coated in cat hair while she rolls around in her kingdom.

And that will be a productive day!

Soph just caught, killed and ate a baby cockroach and is now sitting on my lap purring contently.

Shopping list:

Animal cheeses

Wafer thins

Dips

Pasta

Pasta sauce

Tuna

Wasabi

Canned Salmon

Fresh Salmon

Ham

Bananas

Cashews

Apples

Avocados

Capsicum

Danish Fetta

Lettuce bag

Chips.